Genesis: Hold on My Heart (1991)

The first cd I ever bought was Phil Collins: Hits!. The first song I can remember singing along to was "Easy Lover." I think the only other person who shares my unironic appreciation for late 80's/early 90's Genesis is serial killer Patrick Bateman.

Phil Collins is the opposite of sexy. He is the awkward nebbishy shmuck in the over sized polo sipping an ultra-light domestic beer at the end of the bar. His lyrics are derivative to a fault, his delivery overwrought, and his stage antics embarrassing. He is a testament to the ability of millions of human beings to be brainwashed by selective radio airplay.

But I love him. I love him because despite his tremendous shortcomings, he lacks all sense of shame, self-reflection, and regret. Though he is a harmless dork, his actual personality is bold to the point of being invincible. His utter lack of subtlety and good taste allow him the rare opportunity to do what only a few are able to: live fearlessly.