Firefly: Forget It (1980)

Italo Disco might not seem like the best choice for a night with a beautiful woman. It's a little goofy, it's written by white people, and it's usually up-tempo and rarely subtle.

But you can only hold back for so long, and when it's time to just throw the roses in the garbage and return that nice bottle of wine for a 40oz of Colt .45 and a pack of magnum condoms, Firefly's got you covered. The recurring expression, "Relax and surrender to me" is bold the way men used to be before they all watched Ellen and drove Honda Fits. It is a simple declarative statement with unambiguous intent, much like the song.